Daily quote #425

"I figured something out today. All your quotes involve A.) you making someone look like a complete jackass or B.) someone else making you look like a dumbass. So classic. It inspires me to be a bigger jackass than I already am." - Fairfax

"[Me: I smoke a lot of pot.] You do not. You're wholesome. Ah, thatll be the day." - Morgan

"I just ran out of burrito and I'm pissed." - Joey

Me: Do you know how hard it is to carry three 40s and two 24s?
Joey: It's probably even harder in a track jacket.

"The quotes fucking suck royal dick today." - Fairfax

"Dude, I think my cat has something to say to you." - Joey