Daily quote #449

"You ever see a cat's balls? All furred over and shit." - Scott

"I keep my goodies in the jar." - Heidi but not really talking about her goodies.

"I can see you in those shorts and can imagine you looking really gay." - Jen regarding my dope ass corduroy cut-off shorts.

"You're not really talking to your boxers are you?" - Jen

"Eat two big ones." - Melanie

"I'm going to punch your jugular." - Maya

"I care about my teeth more then I'll ever care about anyone." - Maya