Saturday, May 3, 2008

Daily quote #422

"I just wanna fuck a pregnant bitch. Shit, I probably already did and didn't know it." - Josh

"I got smoked out by an accountant and his wife." - Fairfax

"What, he gunna pull me over in a parking lot?" - Scott moments before getting pulled over in a parking lot.

"I got all kinds of porn. Even some animals and shit." - Scott

"I love talking dirty to bitches via text. Hellz yeah." - Josh

"Yo, lets smoke some blunts and bust some cunts." - Josh

"Green tea? Betchya got vodka in it." - Scott

"How bad do you want to hit me right now?" - Scott moments after he spilled Gatorade on my keyboard.

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