Daily quote #437

"You're a smooth one. If you get a call back, they obviously have no standards for employees. At all." - Kelsey regarding my application I filled in while drunk w/ multiple spelling mistakes and scribbles.

"Shudda shaved dat pussy den." - Josh

"Anything will be moist after a good blow out." - Nate

"I walked in while my parents were wettin' it twice." - Duane

"I laughed so hard when I saw I had a texted from 'Tels'." - Kelsey