Daily quote #435

"And like. Wow, I hate you." - Erin

"I just drink like a fucking fish." - Tanner

"Sup, worthless?" - Erin

Me: I think I'm going to take next week off boozing.
Billy: Me too, lets make a pact.
Me: Haha, I don't know about all that. For how long?
Billy: One week.
Me: Five day week or seven day week?
Billy: 5 nigga, Five!

"Fuck, I need to start hustling!" - Billy

"Kitchen appliances save lives." - Billy